Enfield...

Bikes should have just stayed looking like this Royal Enfield number. I'm sure it's a pain in the ass to own one of these but they're pretty damn cool. Everyone owns a vintage Triumph thanks to McQueen and co, and sure, they're great too, but this one would set you apart from the rest. 

(Note: I do not know how to ride a motorcycle but it's on my list of things to learn. I bet it's similar to riding a bike.... I am awful at riding bikes.)